Where did the cows go?
The government admitted cattle herds are the lowest in 75 years. They also admitted aliens are real. I’m starting to think Uncle Gary was right about the connection. Help us count how many cows are left.
Cow Sighting Report
Be a responsible citizen & report cows.
(Please report at least once per day so we have accurate data to take to the media. )
Stay alert!
Lots of cows.
1984
Cows appear to be missing.
NOW
The Proof
“Let me be clear. UAP are real.”
—former US Defense Department Official
“They’re real, but I haven’t seen them…”
—former US President
“America’s vanishing cattle herd drives 15% price hikes for beef”
—Bloomberg
*UAPs is just a fancier acronym for UFO
FAQs
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A live cow you personally saw. Uncle Gary has requested we be specific about this.
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No. But Uncle Gary would appreciate it. You can email cow photos or empty pastures here: unclegaryknows@gmail.com
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Please do. You can report at least once per day so we have accurate data to take to the media.
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A question like that could keep philosophers busy for centuries. Uncle Gary does not have that kind of time. The sightings are real. Flyers are going up. People are actually reporting cows. The alien part is where opinions begin to differ.
The Moo-vement is here:
Unfortunately, there’s more.
This is apparently not over. If Uncle Gary is right about this, there’s a remote chance he’s right about all the other stuff too. Get occasional updates on the cows, new theories, and other things Uncle Gary refuses to let go.